Sunday, June 19, 2005

How Jen Aniston can One Up Brad Pitt

I've thought about this a lot. I have been a big Brad Pitt fan for a while, however, I will not forgive him for making the jump to Jolie in the manner he did. Anywho, there is one HUGE way that Aniston can get back at him and just totally win the whole war that is currently going on...

She goes to the next big award show with 50 Cent.

Yup, I said it. Think about it, she doesn't need to be "dating" him or in a relationship with him, if she just shows up with him at a highly-covered event, the tabloids would go absolutely bonkers. Think about it. The MTV VMAs are in late summer, 50 is nominated for a crapload of awards, his Bently stretch limo shows up at the VMAs, one of the later arrivals, and 50 gets out followed by Jennifer Aniston.

Could you possibly imagine the shock and awe that would rock the whole world if this happened? It is almost better that they keep the reason that they are attending together hush-hush. Let everyone speculate. Who cares.

Jen Aniston's street cred immediately goes through the roof. 50 is 50 and anything he does turns to platinum. They don't make out, but she hangs tightly to his arm.

Can you imagine this? How HUGE would it be? In my opinion, this absolutely needs to happen.

1 comment:

The Leading Man said...

Being seen around with Vince Vaughn -- Pitt's co-star in Mr. and Mrs. Smith -- is pretty decent one-upping, I think.