The one thing worse than missing a Booty Call

Is there anything worse than missing a Booty Call? One of the worst feelings is missing a booty call, especially one that you had been expecting/hoping for. However, you know what is worse than just missing a Booty Call??? Calling back and not getting an answer.

Think about it, you are at a bar, it's loud, you don't always hear your phone ring or feel it vibrate. You miss the call, but you see that the Booty Caller didn't call that long ago. Now, you call back and the original booty caller does not pickup! What is your next move? Do you leave a voicemail? Do you follow with a text? Do you do both? Do you do neither?

Here is my resolution:

If the person that calls you leaves a message stating to call back - you absolutely have to call back and leave a message if they don't pick up. Also, in this scenario, it is ok to follow with a text. ANYTHING AFTER THAT IS TOO MUCH!

If the person calls you and does not leave a message you can call back but DO NOT leave a voicemail. However, because you did not leave a message, you can follow with a text. But keep it simple. Something like "Hey, I saw you called, sorry I missed it, give me a ring later if you want".

It must be noted, that if you get a Booty Text, you had best only text back. DO NOT CALL. If the level of Booty Correspondence is initiated at the text level, it must be followed with a text.

I understand that you are going to want to keep texting and calling, but you have to restrain yourself in these situations. Persistence is usually a good thing, but too much and you seem like a freak. Too little and you seem disinterested.

Either way, be careful with the Booty Correspondence, it's a delicate thing.